What did your mother say that made your jaw drop?
16.06.2025 01:07
Well son “ I think I might have got you some tickets”
Well she is so snotty, O.K. she may have married a bit of money, I don’t know but she feels she is above everybody else.
Well I slept with the president of the Lawn tennis Association year ago, I think he may have remembered!!
Has anyone shared his wife with a friend? How was it?
Do you know what she said mum?
She said, “Oh no I can’t give you our tickets, if we can’t go, well we don’t go - it is just not done to give away final tickets.”
Well the other day she came into my shop asking for the usual discount and mentioned that she had tickets for the wimbledon Tennis final but couldn’t go.
My son is possessed, now he has psychosis. Can someone help me?
What! how could you do that?
“Mum why is my sister such a bitch!”
“Oh come off it mum what would be the point?”
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So I said to my sister “ You mean to say that that you leave two empty seats rather than give them to your brother” I replied in astonishment. - “Well yes thats how it works in our circle!” responded my sister.
What do you mean son?
True - how I loved my mum!
My mother said to me “ Why didn’t you speak to me about this before”
Oh I said, can my wife have them she would give her right arm to see a Wimbledon tennis final?
What on earth has brought this on, said my mother?
What did someone say to you that instantly made you realize their life was in danger?
About 30 years back, I was speaking with my mother.